Q: What are the rules of BGWMG?

A: First, you don't talk about BGWMG.
Second, you don't talk about BGWMG.


Q: How do I contact the Clan?

A: You don't. The Clan will contact you.

Q: I want to join!

A: If you ask this question then you are not ready to join the Clan.

Q: We are the {your clanname here} Clan. We want to challenge you {, additional offense here}!!!

A: N/P! Call 1-800-BOFH and follow the instructions. Or, even better, get some beer and post us a message.

Q: I was fragged by a member of your clan while watering the flowers/feeding my cat/playing online. Did he have the moral right to do so?

A: administrator@microsoft.com

Q: I am a former Clanmember and I want to re-join!

A: We think you are bullshitting us. No Clanmember has left the clan (alive).

Q: What is this all about?

A: Fun. Fun. More Fun.

Q: I don't like the Clan's website!

A: So do we, but Pjotr would destroy the wholly evening otherwise.

Q: How is the Clan organized?

A: Simple. First, there is the Bikini Board consisting of several senior members. You can recognize Board Members by wearing pink bikinis during a clanwar. Board members are elected by the Bikini Lower Chamber. The Board is responsable to the Bikini Council. The Council consists of representatives of all industries (advertizing, hardware, adult, ...) in proportion 90:60:90:x. The Council elects then the Lower Chamber, but only Council members with silicone implantates are allowed to vote. The Upper Bikini Chamber has to approve the vote (but can be of course overruled by the Board with a 76% majority) and appoint the Commander In Chief Of The Bikini Forces. The Commander has to be aged above 25 and mentally stable. If the appointed candidate is proven mentally instable, the vote must be renewed and the Plebes Bikini Comitee is acting in behalf of the Lower Chamber during the new elections. The Council may overrule the new elections. The Board can then overrule the Council. Anything unclear is then debated on the next massacre.

Q: Does the clan have a special dress code?

A: Sure. See the links section.

Q: Where is the downloads/pictures/shopping section?

A: Due to limited server capacity we have to reduce our web presence. As soon as the new S 390 is delivered and Linux is up and running on it we will expand again.

Q: What is this thing about Kenny and the giraffe?

A: Should he fill the bathtub with brightly coloured machine tools instead?

Q: How do you pronounce [BGWMG]?

A: B.G.W.M.G.

Q: What about Veto right for Clanmembers?

A: All Clanmembers have of course veto rights on all topics concerning the Clan. It is also possible to veto against a Veto.

Q: Is there an oficial Clan Drink?

A: Well,all Clanmembers have their personal favourites, but we all agree this is the drink for people with a fighting spirit.